Kanjus Ladaki Dukandar Se: Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Aur Nahane Ke Baad Chehare Pe Laali Laye Dukandar Naukar Se: Madam Ko Ek Int Ka Tukada De Do
Army officer's wife to Sahayak: Main Nahane Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai... Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena. Sahayak: Jee Memsahib. Ma'm had just started bath when Sahayak knocks. Officer's Wife: Kya hai? Sahayak: Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib?
2 Behre: Ek behra dusre se- Nahane ja rahe ho? Dusra behra- Nahi, nahane ja raha hu Pehla- Acha, mujhe laga nahane ja rhe ho.